Oh no, not the "it snows more when it's warmer" argument! ("it snows more because it's warmer")

 Once again, the dreaded "it snows more when it's warmer" has hit the internet, again, like a bad nightmare you forgot about.  It can also be stated as "it snows more because it's warmer", which is even worse. 

Some background.  When did this insipid phrase even start?  How could it even be a thing?

In 2010, there is no mention of such a phrase on Google, which makes sense of course, because who would ever claim such a thing?  One can be sure it does no appear anywhere in print as well.

So where and when is the first mention of such a ludicrous idea? Does it exist in 2013?  No, it does not.

I could go on and on, but to cut to the chase, it appeared when I made it up.